Editors Note* this is satire, not a story based on true events
The Botanical Gardens were swarmed with dozens of DEA and FBI agents Saturday night as part of an ongoing investigation. According to a police report, the raid was successful in getting nearly 2,380,000,000,000 pounds of illegally grown oranges off the streets. The DEA also brought in 2 individuals suspected of growing, tending to and selling this crop illegally. Kevin Graham, former Floirda Tech Head of Security said, “They're just oranges,” he continued “Why are you interviewing me? I don’t work there anymore!”
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